I admit. There has been a renaissance in blogging in my family. I first mentioned wanting to update mine a few weeks ago, but I really wasn't serious.
Now my brother-in-law and sister-in-law have beaten me to the punch. I am admittedly following their lead.
But I have had alot on my mind lately that I'd like to share. Things like the top 5 denominations of paper bills...
So here they are...
5) $5. This bill makes me sad. I feel poor when I pull out a $5, it's as if that is all the money you have. In a way, it is...no matter what you buy with a 5, your change back is almost nothing, leaving you hopeless.
4) $10. Admit it. You stilll like that Bennigan's jingle.
3) $2. This bill is unique, but it's uniqueness makes it obsolete. Yeah it's cool to have one, but you never want to spend it, so it's like throwing $2. And that isn't cool.
2) $1. The most versatile bill. You can use it for tolls, soda, Reese's, and putting in the offering plate. Fold up two $1's creatively and it looks like you put a lot in the offering plate - which is handy when you need to try to impress the Creator.
1) $100. It's all about the Benjamins. No other denomination carries the prestige of century bill. It's been made into movies, and referenced by J. Lo. Clearly the penultimate.
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4 comments:
Penultimate? Huh? I think you might get struck by lightning for the offering plate joke.
Nice "Back in the Saddle." You must be really serious about it this time around. Call me in a month when you've decided to get serious about it again. Boo-yeah!!
you know honey-pie...i'm lovin' that the math nerd is discussing the distinguishing elements of a dollar bill..here's my philosophy on money: ANY of it is good so I'm going to take what I can get yo!
Anyway, good for you:)
You are getting yelled at by my friends for not doing your blog. Don't make me look bad---update!!!
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