HO BAG!
I came home yesterday from a hard day of actuary-ing to find a positive pregnancy test sitting neatly on the top of the trash.
I do a double take - 'cause why is it in the trash? Then I'm like, who's that ho sleeping with?!?!
Then it becomes obvious that the pregnancy test is marked "+" in a black sharpie pen. All my sister-in-law's idea.
HO BAG!
A Hard Burden to Carry
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It was pretty darn funny when he came home and saw that test stick in the trashcan. Sarah had just asked me if he had found it yet and then out he walks, holding Mary, and asking me "who's the funny one that did this?" It was a dead give-away since the stupid sharpie touched the side of the indicator circle and made a little mark on it.
Just for any clarification...no, I'm not pregnant and am not allowed to be trying for awhile still. But, it's fun to pee on a stick to double check every-once-in-awhile. I guess that's what ho-bags do.
Oh that's really really funny! And sorry Chris, but you gotta admit that the sharpie had to be a dead give away...by the way...are y'all done having babies? Is that why it freaked you out so much? Just curious...of course I'm all up in yo biz...just checkin'
Well then, she's a funny ho bag.
Sarah -- that is a good trick. I may have to copy it!
Now you, Mr. Name-calling husband of hilarious Rebekah....I would like to know what "actuarying" is. According to dictionary.com, it does not exist. Nope. Read it and weep: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/actuarying
You are probably one of "those" people when you play Scrabble.
OK fine. I found "actuary" on dictionary.com.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/actuary
I still wouldn't count it in Scrabble, though, Mr. person who computes premium rates, dividends, risks, etc., according to probabilities based on statistical records.
WOW Jenny...the whole family KNEW Chris was a nerd-o but there it is...right there in print...it's official. There's no way around that definition.
BTW (by-the-way (for Kim)), I think the word verification that I will have to type is Kim's last name.
Dictionary.com?
m-w.com is way better!
Damn, I am a nerd.
Yep, my hunch was right. Whether Chris tells me verbally what he does for a living or if I read it I still fall asleep.
ROTFL!! So sorry that you are feeling picked on, Chris, but that is waaaayyy too funny!
I will, however, back you up on the m-w.com site. :)
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